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frostymantis:

onbrokenwingswefall:

i’ll take 5 dozen

one time i sprayed this on me and my dad got mad


My dog forgot to put on her bitch spray one night while she went to sleep. She woke up covered in bulls.

frostymantis:

onbrokenwingswefall:

i’ll take 5 dozen

one time i sprayed this on me and my dad got mad

My dog forgot to put on her bitch spray one night while she went to sleep. She woke up covered in bulls.

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

shockingblankets:

I’m in shock…requested by katmellark221b

shockingblankets:

I’m in shock…requested by katmellark221b

Geez, the Joker is a “comedic” sociopath…

So, I was given this assignment a few days, so I decided to do it the way I do most of my projects: Troll the teacher while making terrible visual puns simply because I think it’s funny. As you can see, I just had to change some text in the first project to create the second one, since they’re pretty much the same project, if you play your cards right.

Note: If your teacher/professor is a stubborn ass without a sense of humor, I do not recommend that you do troll projects.

beiber:

psyducked:

who let this thing out of its cage

you can literally pause this video whenever and it will be funny

… The fuck am I watching?

scarlet-satevis:

ask-danielthehedgehog:

askrayquaza-weathertriomaster:

ask-a-buizel:

ask-kaiza:

raithechu:

pokr5:

thatonejewishdude:

gregnas-the-grouch:

mechy-z:

sirknightbat:

doctorzoctor:

YELLING AT EVERY0NE
AND GIVING ALL THE R0MANCE ADVICE
YELLING R0MANCE ADVICE AT EVERY0NE
BECAUSE I WILL BE R0MANTIC EXPERT 0KAY

I don’t know
I don’t think anything would really change

I would imagine on the run from the world’s governments/militaries…. @_@

(( Oh hey, I’d be a fatass ghost with a serious attitude issue! <8D ))

I’d be an timid, female, plant-creature with an fondness for the cold..

I would probably be mobbed by dragon fans. D:


I will be chased down by so many…

Actin’ like a BOSS.

SPENDS THE ENTIRE DAY IN THE POOL

[[[ …FLYING, TERRORIZING, AND BEING LIKE A GOD ALL DAY LONG~]]]

Sucker punch ALL the bullies!

ADVENTURE TIME!

Either sparking a nuclear war or contributing to science. Not sure at this point in time…

scarlet-satevis:

ask-danielthehedgehog:

askrayquaza-weathertriomaster:

ask-a-buizel:

ask-kaiza:

raithechu:

pokr5:

thatonejewishdude:

gregnas-the-grouch:

mechy-z:

sirknightbat:

doctorzoctor:

YELLING AT EVERY0NE

AND GIVING ALL THE R0MANCE ADVICE

YELLING R0MANCE ADVICE AT EVERY0NE

BECAUSE I WILL BE R0MANTIC EXPERT 0KAY

I don’t know

I don’t think anything would really change

I would imagine on the run from the world’s governments/militaries…. @_@

(( Oh hey, I’d be a fatass ghost with a serious attitude issue! <8D ))

I’d be an timid, female, plant-creature with an fondness for the cold..

I would probably be mobbed by dragon fans. D:

I will be chased down by so many…

Actin’ like a BOSS.

SPENDS THE ENTIRE DAY IN THE POOL

[[[ …FLYING, TERRORIZING, AND BEING LIKE A GOD ALL DAY LONG~]]]

Sucker punch ALL the bullies!

ADVENTURE TIME!

Either sparking a nuclear war or contributing to science. Not sure at this point in time…

warmare-customs:

Finished pictures of Utsuho-pony aka Sunnyside (yay sun/egg puns) and her yatagarasu friend, Prometheus!  So glad I got to make a custom of one of my favorite touhous, and I’m happy with her little pet birdy as well.

So unlike the alicorn Okuu in my Subterranean Equinism picture, this custom is of Okuu in her default pegasus form, the way she looks when not using her nuclear sun powers.  Said powers of course come from the yatagarasu, aka the Divine Three-legged Sun Crow thingie sitting beside her, whom I’ve named “Prometheus” and designed as kind of a counterpart to Equestria’s Philomena the phoenix.  I imagine they chill out together most of the time and when Okuu needs a power boost, she devours him a la FLCL and spits him out later (illustration of this process found here).

Making “Sunnyside” herself was more straightforward than originally expected.  The bait was a Twilight Sparkle head with a pegasus body, with the wings cut down to stubs to accommodate the large Celestia wings.  Because Utsuho is a raven that attained human form (bear with me non-touhou fans, shit gets complicated sometimes), I wanted to keep some avian features on pony-Utsuho and since pegasi already have wings, I decided to give her…really really big wings.  So I was originally braced for a buttload of sculpting.  But fortunately by the time I got around to this commission I already had some big wings left over from the Yukaricorn, so all I had to do was stick ‘em on and add some Apoxie Sculpt around the seams.  The only other sculpted component was the hair bow, which attaches to her mane via an embedded paper clip.  I gave her crazy bird eyes and rehaired her with a blend of black-dyed, Hematite and Amethyst hair, which not only extended the limited amount of black-dyed hair available, but also gave it a little purpley sheen, like real raven plumage.  I curled and shredded her mane to make it look shaggy and unruly, and maybe even a little singed.  Just comes with living around suns and hellfire.

Prometheus the sun crow was my first customized pet, made from the parrot that came with Feathermay.  I whittled its head and tail down to nubs and sculpted over them to get the shapes I wanted.  It’s hard to see his three legs because of his sitting position, but I added an extra foot in the middle so he has all nine toes in the front.  He’s got three eyes and fiery wings as well.  I have quite a few plastic pony pets on hand (including Spike!) and quite a few of them would make good customs.  If you’re interested, you may consider adding one to your custom pony order.

btw even though I am only posting these finished Batch 2 pics now, Batch 3 is already well underway.  I’ll post WIPs of them later.

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